If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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