glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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