Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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