Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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