I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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