i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
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