Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
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