the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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