Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
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