This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
the day after is always just damage control
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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