You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
Randomize