what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I'm sooo using this pickup line: "Baby, its not the 2.5 inches... Its the 200 pounds behind it"
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Randomize
