His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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