just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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