whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
Randomize
