her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
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