I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
I think I sprained my soul last night
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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