in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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