i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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