I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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