she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
I think I sprained my soul last night
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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