What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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