That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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