her vagina looked like bernie madoff
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
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