I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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