last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
This house was built for laser tag.
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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