Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
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