We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
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