You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
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