i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
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