how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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