yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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