the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
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