I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
Randomize
