don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
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