is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
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