forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
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