Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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