and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
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