Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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