"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
smell my finger.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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