yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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