It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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