but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
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