I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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