I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
Cover your peen. We're going out.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
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