i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
too bad you live with your parents still
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
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