Well apparently he's into motor boating.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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