Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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