I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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