Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
do nipples grow back?
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