school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
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