love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
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