at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
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