Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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