yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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